old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Also: I feel like I offered to draw someone's fursona and can't for the life of me remember who it was or what it looked like so uhhh... hmu if it was you I guess? I don't remember shit about shit, I'm sorry.

Still not convinced on these pens but they fit nicely into my backpack and don't bleed too much so (shrugging kaomoji)

I've lost all the music suggestions people gave me, for which I am very sorry, but - Boy With A Coin sounds like a very tired man who turns into an eagle at sunrise, or possibly a very tired eagle who turns into a man at sunset. Either way he needs a nap.

Thank you @ whoever it was, this was fun!

https://witches.town/media/sCU7rPQ1ZeMV-khSvl0

@envgen witch hazel is good for breakouts and maintenence, aloe is good for burns, other plants are available

@envgen ...maybe

@envgen have you tried... plant bits... on face?

Leetspeak is better than unicode
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@envgen stupendous

@ghost_bird you can call me anything you want babe fner fner ;)

@ghost_bird it's the follow-on to the better-known Etymologicon but I prefer it because it's organised by time of day to make it extra whimsical. Both are fantastic though!

@ghost_bird I'm Pensive Guy In Sensible Sunhat

@ghost_bird in that case have you read the Horologicon? If yes, heck yeah but if not do treat yourself to it it's SUCH A GOOD BOOK

@ghost_bird "I have a degree in mataeology luv, I know at least sixteen words and their meanings"

It's going to be a macro-aggression next time when I leap over the counter and headbutt them

Oh my god again "that's a big word, do you know what it means?" well considering I used it 100% correctly what do you think

The word, by the way, was "hyperbolic" like what we learned in year 7 English and year 8 Maths, and used a bunch in Science to describe our graphs, so a word 13-year-olds are expected to know.

@envgen get tae fuck, that was a significant part of my childhood. You can pry my fond memories of being 3ft tall in a 12ft scarf out of my COLD DEAD HANDS

@candle c-candle please... it's too powerful... you're messing with forces beyond your comprehension...

@envgen this is not my bootyful wife

I mean that's great and all but don't forget small businesses - we offer an artisanal gut punch for a very reasonable £2.60, but does anyone try it? No, straight to Starbucks. https://witches.town/media/eM3Zc0Ms2XaTXkTZ2go