old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Wait until your partner's lying down reading a book or something and then sit on their bum with your bum. Double bum.

mmm yum potate

@modernmodron well I do NOW! >:C

@jk if they're still there tomorrow I'll snag them for you!

@jk rip josef's day vision

@jk @envgen I have this and it makes contact lenses very very uncomfortable

@dick_turpin @Siphonay he said "how do I change the volume of the speakers", it's not entrapment to expect the answer to be "you change the volume of the speakers by doing this". That's like if you said "how do I hold this very hot cup without burning my hand" and I responded "hold a guinea-pig instead"

@Siphonay I know nothing about computers so I'd go for muffling them with something physical, like putting a sock over them.

It's not much, but it might tide you over until someone who knows what they're doing steps in |D

@cyberbunbun @jk he doesn't sync up with it in real life either, it's a nightmare going on masto in the same room

@AliceinCrystalTokyo @luluberlu RuPaul: I'm a huge advocate for the uh *squinting* trains gingers

Hey anybody: boot cover spats, y/n?

Me: almost finished this design, better get sewing soon!
Also me: what if I changed the foundation garments up a bit
Also me: and the shape of the skirt
Also me: and repurposed the scarf as a bustle
Also me: this shirt could be changed into a shirt and sleeveless coat combo
Also me: let's swap the shoes out for boots
Also me: how hard could it be to learn how to make a corset
Also me: this has zero cabochons on it and frankly that won't do
Also me: let's dye a gradient in there too

@ThatVeryQuinn 🎉🎊

@envgen @catalina get a super super clingy dog that wouldn't want to run away!

We had that with the last cat, there was a 0% chance Orion would ever leave his boy longer than absolutely necessary to retain control of the garden. Get some soppy clingy beastie and you're good to go!

@envgen get a golden returner, they're never gone for long

@luluberlu @candle @Gargron @envgen Gargron finish the experiment.