replace all single-syllable words with either "pog" or "jort"
@jk Alf is back in jort form
@Riley @jk jort is back in pog form
@moz @Riley @jk you can't just slap words together and expect to get away with it
@Murkrow @Riley @jk watch me
bird pog jorts with maoist characteristics
@moz @Riley @jk hhhelp...