daytime ads are really strange. buy some cute animal plushies, learn cake decorating, GET CREMATED ON YOUR LONESOME 'COS YOU'RE MISANTHROPIC AND HATE FUNERALS! buy insurance, sue people, cheap glasses.
@bentosmile "are you a stay-at-home mummy looking after your baby and keeping the house beautiful? Or are you lonely, retired and thinking about death? That's the only reason you'd have to be watching ITV at lunchtime, buy a buggy or a casket~!"