Customer holding a teabag by the string said "can I take this out so it doesn't get too strong?" and in the moment I couldn't think of a polite way to say "the bin is eighteen inches away just move that woman and tadah" so I panicked and just held out my hand
and she unblinkingly dropped her freshly boiled teabag into my hand and I had to pretend that it wasn't leaking boiling water onto my naked flesh
Why am I so bad at conversation