Brain, 8pm: can't. do thing. need a. sleep. where. is bed.
Brain, 11pm: GET UP AND MAKE A DUNGAREE DRESS THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON EARTH GO GO GO!!!
Brain: you know those white boots
Me: yeh
Brain: DO A LYCANROC COSPLAY COME ON UP YOU GET
Me: we have seven Pokémon cosplays planned already can I sleep or
Brain: YEAR OF THE DOG, FUCKO
Me: okay cool we can do that at the weekend
Brain: IT'S NOW OR NEVER
Me: okay never we don't really need a dress for anything
Brain: INCORRECT IT IS NOW