Customer: we've got to go get Mummy from the fabric shop for lunch!Smaller customer: Mummy's always in the fabric shop! What's so great about fabric?Me: *horrified gasp* HOW DARE YOU
[smaller customer proceeds to gleefully tell me that fabric is boring and poo, cackling all the while]
@Murkrow guess they have to never wear clothes again if they're so boring
@Murkrow guess they have to never wear clothes again if they're so boring