I am too sick for customers to do anything other that point at a word and say "that one"

Customer said "can I get a kids' hot chocolate?", I made her a hot chocolate at child-safe temperatures and asked her for £hotchocolateprice, she looked shocked and said "he normally charges me 50p!"

Babychino. That is the 50p one. It's on the menu at 50p. Hot chocolate is more because it's a completely different beverage with different ratios.

Hot chocolate is a big scoop of chocolate powder, hot milk up to the top and sprinkle of powder on top. A babychino is half hot milk, half cold milk and a sprinkle of powder on top. They're different things.