I never heal from injuries - I have a scrape on my arm that's been there since June, and the scar I got in 2009 has only just started to fade - with one exception

For some godforsaken reason my piercings heal like Wolverine

I got my lobes done in 2001 and because I haven't been wearing earrings in them much I had to punch through them again putting earrings on this morning

I've had earrings in my helix piercing CONSTANTLY and because I forgot yesterday I had to punch through the healed-up skin today. A customer just commented I had blood on my ear

What team of fucking cowboys built this meat suit