If I had telekinetic powers I would use them solely to slap cyclists who park their bikes in our doorway or zip through red lights, narrowly avoiding the pedestrian who's trying to cross.
Oh! And the ones who say "can I bring my bike in here" and then respond to my "I'd rather you didn't, we don't allow bikes in here" with "oh I'll only be a minute" instead of "oh okay I'll leave it outside then"
And the one who rest their bikes against the train carriage doors so you have to run to the next door to get out instead of using the special bike rests opposite the toilets.
And the ones who just drop their bikes flat on the pavement to go into a shop so the physically less manoeuvrable have to step / wheel out into the road and then back up onto the pavement because God forbid you think about other people's needs, Jordan.
Also that one fucker in 2011 who hit me on his bmx INSIDE A SHOP WHO I WILL NEVER FORGIVE EVER