@seaw oh sweetie have you tried kale, it's a superfood you know, whenever I feel bad I shove a whole kale up my ass and I'm right as rain, a little yoga and some kale will fix any-
What do you mean you have tried kale and it just made your breath smell like stale farts
Y-you uh, probably got uh, prob-it was probably uh. Out of date??? Have you tried... uh... more kale?