old murkrow utilise witches.town. Vous pouvez læ suivre et interagir si vous possédez un compte quelque part dans le "fediverse".

I cannot stop thinking about weird curses I want to put on people.

Curse #41: you were rude to me so now you're slightly magnetic.

Curse #15: you drove through my garden wall so now your dominant hand switches midway through every sentence you write.

Curse #57: you were AWFUL so now every one of your bodily fluids is carbonated, don't be vigourous ever.

Curse #103: you were rude to me at work so now you overestimate the force needed to interact with objects by 15%

Curse #77: neverending drymouth

Curse #27: you hear every C note re-pitched to an F no matter what caused the C.

@Murkrow this is a real curse and you have it

old murkrow @Murkrow

@HexManiac I have several of these but I bet you can't work out which ones

@Murkrow probably 77

on account of having a beak

i like to think you type jinxes with said beak