I cannot stop thinking about weird curses I want to put on people.
Curse #41: you were rude to me so now you're slightly magnetic.
Curse #15: you drove through my garden wall so now your dominant hand switches midway through every sentence you write.
Curse #57: you were AWFUL so now every one of your bodily fluids is carbonated, don't be vigourous ever.
Curse #77: neverending drymouth
@Murkrow these are great curses tbh
@sempervirenx a special one for you: the next person who crosses you will experience an overwhelming ketchup smell wherever they go and whatever they do.
@Murkrow neat 👌
@Murkrow as a thank you, have a blessing: may you days be less and less jolty and sweeter things await you
(Also did you cat come back or was it an old pic?)
@sempervirenx thank you!
(It's an old pic I have no idea where His Majesty is)
@Murkrow 💜
(My bad. I do hope His Majesty comes home soon)
Curse #27: you hear every C note re-pitched to an F no matter what caused the C.
@Murkrow this is a real curse and you have it
@HexManiac I have several of these but I bet you can't work out which ones
Curse #35: you can audibly hear your blood rushing around your body and oh my god it's noisy
@Murkrow Ewww what
@Sonochi it sounds like a million very small taps on full blast all the time
@Murkrow Aaaah stahp, that sounds absolutely horrible
Curse #103: you were rude to me at work so now you overestimate the force needed to interact with objects by 15%