@pnathan okey so I thought I'd have the energy to find all these things tonight but I didn't |D here's a few things to not leave you hanging though!

The main thing I can think of is since your room needs to be all these things, you'll have to make stuff double up on uses.

https://youtu.be/N8HLUb2Kk2s this baby room stuffs the bed on top of the wardrobe, puts drawers in the ladder, turns the side of the bed into the side of the bookcase and the bookcase into the side of the desk

https://youtu.be/3UZbzU7IL3U chuck one of these on the front of a cheap IKEA bookcase and not only do you have a table when you need it and floor space when you >