@Murkrow Ah gosh, that sounds like The Worst

@HexManiac did get a lot more Listening To MBMBaM time than I anticipated though, I've got all the way back to December 2013!

@Murkrow now that you're back safe though..........

a bus is much better than a train (than a train)

@HexManiac take phone pictures while I'm waiting at the bus stop, bus not here, why the bus so late?

@Murkrow the bus ain't as late as a train (as a train)

@Murkrow so there's a bunch of people being held on a runaway train against their will?

someone call denzel washington

@Murkrow but how does this happen? you get on a train, they lock the doors, get the train up to speed and next thing the driver announces over the intercom "WE'RE GOING TO LONDON! CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKERS!" ?

@vi don't be daft they don't announce it

You get on the train, they lock the doors, get the train up to speed and then a smattering of people goes "hey we're not stoppi- hey does this not stop at [little place]? Are we fast to [middle-sized place]? Are we fast to [large place]? Wait fuck are we fast to London now???"

And then everyone grumbles and sighs about how they're going to miss dinner now and fuck's sake tut tut.

@Murkrow oh dear, so it happens often enough that people generally know what's going on? 😯

@vi commuters yes, I imagine there would have been a riot if it had been a Saturday evening. Plus we did end up stopping at a large place on the way rather than going the whole way to London so it's not so bad.

@Murkrow denzel must've stopped the train 👍