Tips on being a great familiar (dictated by mine)

-sneak up somewhere perilously high, where the people cannot reach
-get stuck
-yell
-YELL!
-wait for your person to come and reach for you
-back up
-yell
-wait for your person to find a chair
-yell
-watch your person climb the chair and scoop you into their arms
-climb them
-haha, can't get stuck now
-preen smugly at how much you've livened up their evening
-climb them MORE