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Lab says they OD'd on somethin' called Cyber Dragon. Housekeeper found them passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a plastic fedora, handcuffed to a stuffed unicorn.

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I need Tachikomas in my life again.

twitter people think they're the gods of memes even tho every meme on twitter is actually from reddit & is at least 1 week old

I mean let's be real.

US politics is the macabre dance of trying to make sense of and exploit the insufferable insanity of white Americans. That's all it is.

Even as their population dwindles, politicians are still trying to squeeze the most votes they can out of a population that has long since given up on itself.

And the rest of us are just trying to make decisions that won't end in our death.

The fact politicians decide policy is a damning indictment of American democracy.

I rarely talk about politics anymore because in the States, most people force themselves to choose between the absurdity of democrat or republican.

Republicans are basically just a watered down version of fascism just weak enough so people won't believe they are fascists.

Democrats for the most part provide cover for Republicans because their infantile delusions about 'fairness' and the 'high road'.

It's literally white people trying to out white people each other 24/7

is there a mastodon instance for elephants yet

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Ready Player One looking great y'all