MeriBeri🍒 @MariBari@witches.town

#FF14

She's here!!

Wait, I canceled my subscription

Why can I still play the game

It's a TRAP D:

Help, FF14 is trying to suck me in again

10 hours into Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Ugh these characters are such anime garbage why am I playing this

60 hours into Xenoblade Chronicles 2: I'M SO PROUD OF MY QUEER CHILDREN

This game is 500% gay hot damn

Zeke: Knows Rex is a twink and would be dtf anytime, but appreciates his relationship with Pandoria

Pandoria: Has a crush on everyone _except_ Rex, takes their time exploring their gender identity at their own pace

Tora: Token het. Wears the frilly maid dresses he made for Poppi when nobody else is around. Goes to Pandoria and Rex for Gender Advice™️

Poppi: Genderfluid, wants to express her feelings for Nia but doesn't know how

Rex: Trans guy, wears bulky salvager gear 24/7 to keep the dysphoria away, oblivious to Zeke's flirting

Pyra/Mythra: Knows Rex is trans and adores him anyway, secretly thinks Pandoria and Nia are really hot but is worried about talking with Rex about polyamory

Morag & Brighid: Classic butch/femme lesbians. Morag wants Brighid inside of her............................heart

Nia: Ace, once said she loves Rex in the heat of the moment but they're platonic now. Adores Pyra (romantically) but thinks Mythra is kind of an asshole

All of the party members in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 are queer and there's nothing you can do about it

Hot damn that new spider man movie looks GOOD

TERF: Men need to stop invading women's spaces!

Trans men: Oh, sorry, we can leave if you--

TERF: No you can stay. But if you see any men around, kick them out! Masculine power dynamics have absolutely no place here.

This is our entire friendship honestly

Me, going to sleep at 3am: 4 hours is enough sleep for me.

My Brain: Nah, you should get 7 at least. I'll just wake you up at 10.

Me: Wait, no, I'll miss class if you do that!

My Brain: *turns of my alarm* Shh.... be healthy......

Me: *struggles to escape* No!

My Brain, holding me down to the bed: Be healthy, dammit!

What really kills me about Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is that not only is there no reason for half of the female characters to have massive boobs and follow really creepy waifu tropes, it actively undermines the ~deep emotional narrative~ the game wants to have;

Rex: I can't believe my mentor just died... He was the one who taught me about the perils of war and power... His sacrifice will never be forgotten.

Homura: I'm so sorry Rex. Do you think my MASSIVE HOUSEWIFE BREASTS would help you feel better?

Hikari: Don't tell him about our ENORMOUS BADONKEROOS, b-baka! Uguu, if only I wasn't such a pithy sex object, I could defend myself!