MeriBeri🍒 @MariBari@witches.town

Tfw both you and Chris want to order the same thing for lunch

*muffled chanting*

self care! self care! self care!

"Here's how calling your representatives can save net neutrality" is the new "here's how Bernie can still win"

Just slept for 9 hours, hell yeah

*logs on to tumblr and mastodon*

*immediately sees 72 squintillion posts about net neutrality*

*deep sigh*

*Getting funky at 3am*

Most college students: Gets drunk, parties, watches High School Musical 1-3 while dissociating

Me: Has a long and honest conversation about mental health with my fiance, schedules a mental health care appointment, has a panic attack

I did the thing

This had better work out

I'M GONNA DO THE THING!!

Time to fill in the questionnaire... There's a disturbing number of check boxes that I qualify for 😖

*sweats nervously*

I-I can do this...

God dammit I'm gonna FORCE myself to see a psychiatrist, I don't care if I have a panic attack, I'M GONNA DO THIS

Follow up to this, but a lot of people don't realize that constant internet screeching actually DESENSITIZES people to politics and makes them less likely to engage with them.

Treating political events in the same way that we treat memes, constantly spreading them and forcing them down people's throats, creates a situation where political events ARE memetic; they're transient, caught in a limelight where everyone only ever takes them half-seriously until they inevitably get forgotten and left behind after a few months.

Don't let politics be transient. Events that have major impacts on people's lives shouldn't have the same priority as a zootopia comic.

Okay real talk, one of my biggest pet peeves is when people flip out on the internet after major political stuff happens

For instance, if net neutrality dies, that's rough news. It's real rough news-- but I just know that I'm going to have to wade through 300 tumblr posts of people having panic attacks and screaming at people that if they had just called their representatives, etc etc etc.

Like, at some point we have to realize that yelling at people over the internet isn't going to fix the corruption in the US, ya know? At some point the blatant toxicity overpowers the actual impact of political events, ya know??

Me: I should dye my hair white

A random cosmetics website: White hair is very difficult to both attain and manage consistently. Not recommended for beginners.

Me: Nevermind. :(

Oh geez the Fame Witch is just annihilating my dash right now