Ryuko and Mako: Kiss once, promise to go on a date together, go on said date together

KLK Shippers: That's OBVIOUSLY a platonic relationship. Just because they smooched once doesn't mean they're in a relationship. Besides, we're obsessed with Mako getting together with Gamagoori because it makes for better porn.

Ryuko and Nui: Kiss once, while Ryuko is being mind controlled, dealing with severe emotional turmoil, and they hate each other's guts throughout the whole show

KLK Shippers: Now THAT'S a romantic relationship!

Me: 😒