Maggie @Maenad@witches.town

Rewarding myself for getting out of bed https://witches.town/media/vGwS8RC15zm8yIvflZg

I am significantly more brown all over my body than i was in Dec.

... i never go outside naked, this is strange

trying to get dressed

me: okay, brain, we need a bra
*fetches bra*
me: okay, now we need some socks
*fetches bra*

brain, please, I'm doing tasks in series to help you out, you gotta work with me here

LB @HereticSoul BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

positive birb vibes http://birdstrips.com/145.html

this is a satisfying gif https://i.imgur.com/PVa60tN.gifv

I was wrong about this cat and dog. Dog is like "i know I've met you but you're not my mom so woof I'm going to hide in mom's bedroom". Cat is like "I'm going to rub on you and purr until you pet me then I'm going to sit in your lap".

okay just sent someone comments tearing apart an abstract that were longer than the abstract

woof

sorry, bb, just trying to help, but helping looks like hurting (this is pre-submission friendly review).

On days I go to talk to kids, should I wear my more alternative clothing?

Pros: expanding the "this is what a scientist looks like" bubble as much as possible as quickly as possible

Cons: looking like someone's parent trying to dress up in "hip" clothes that haven't been in fashion for years ("hello fellow kids" in action).

hostess said "oh by the way there's a cat in my place right now, you'll love her"

I think she is mistaken

I think the cat and I will develop a rather immediate mutual dislike and ignore each other, as is the tradition with me and cats (I give them too much direct attention, I KNOW this, but dogs dig it...).

In an exchange with chosa the other day he was all "having an AD sounds like too much account management for me" and I basically....

yes?

but like, occupying a feminine body, I've struggled with being taken seriously for reasons like "maybe being horny" forever. I don't want "was horny once" to be a reason people don't take my "academia sucks, vaccinate your kids" posts seriously.

I have an AD because I'm horny but basically pathologically afraid of being horny on main.

always tempted to respond to "do you eat ____?" questions with "I'm fat because I eat everything"

Other amusing "travelling to visit academic friends and hide in their labs" takes - the people hosting me are mostly iranian and one just asked if I wanted pizza for dinner and it took me 3 tries to understand what he was saying because it sounded like "pecha" until my portuguese friend shouted from the other room that he meant pizza.