Maggie @Maenad@witches.town

holy shit I think I just figured out why people have been asking me if I'm okay for like 16 hours

I am not well. Time to get coffee and curl up into a sad ball somewhere.

@alice agreed? Again, i don't approve of a lot of spending

But defense needs to be cut carefully. A lot of defense spending goes to science and infrastructure, and I feel like hasty cuts would hit those programs hardest.

Love to find typos after posting a thing

Dating -> saying

Going to start banging a drum somewhere dating "government spending is jobs"

(Doesn't mean I approve of all spending but you can't cut funding for institutions and talk about how you're doing a lot for jobs, ya hypocrite)

@Nerdcoresteve sounds like a much needed break to me

@vantablack don't rely on hormones, do skincare

Exfoliate, moisturize, wear sunscreen. You can get decent products for each at the dollar store.

@bstacey fair, and you'd know.

I hope they're doing okay, i guess i can check.

This comic looks like a bunch they did once.

@bstacey are you my high school ex?

@vantablack - diary of a gutter punk

@signalstation I really wish I knew this before I gave away my squirrel girl issues

Do you know if implanted memories work for sacrifice?

@vantablack the last 3 months tell me that it can get better

Went to play music while I bake and... new nofx? Wtf?

@signalstation I was wondering why they had a "call to enquire about the candle layout" bit in the pamphlet - that seemed fairly crucial.

really hoping I bought the right amount of goats' blood and chicken feathers.

@signalstation ahhh I thought that only required my blood to run thick and dark as wine.

@signalstation then why do they keep asking for proof of my cold black heart?

@signalstation when I grow up I want to be the hole in the ground into which people whisper their dark secrets.

host: I judge all newcomers on a scale of genuineness - fake to real. You got several gold stars.

me: I literally don't know how to fake it I think it's a serious problem.