Maggie @Maenad@witches.town

@amphetamine to be fair, right is the stable age distribution and left is the reproductive contribution but that is NOT intuitive.

@chao also, me this morning
"who the fuck is this chao person and why am I following them? oh well they seem cool I probably forgot"

but it's you! staccato semi breve! hello, janet!

@chao we don't talk about the eigenvalue. it's too sensitive to parameter selection.

@agony_san if you want company I've been chilling out and levelling various toons in my spare time

HORDE ONLY

argued with my boss about whether it was a left or a right eigenvector and couldn't decide so it's just... the eigenvector

(we did decide that the left eigenvector was hard)

also we just pretend for the sake of being that there's only one eigenvector

that eigenvector is 4

I need to write this thought down so I stop trying to do math on it while I hold the whole of it in my head but I have to structure it tooo much and halp

this is what intellectual constipation feels like and it's MISERABLE

@jk @Gargron I try not to engage with reddit for the same reason I try not to engage with twitter

@jk I'd be thanking my stars that my viral fame came from a thing I created rather than from a bitter joke about politics, personally.

a link to @jk 's twitter is top of /r/videos right now

my world is imploding.

@serafin hmm I mean you could probably pour melted candy melts over the outside of a cake tin covered in baking spray and then frost that after removing it from the tin?

I'm stressed about a thing I'm scared to vocalize and as such letting other minor stressors pile up.

This is Not Good, but I will survive it.

@serafin I apologize for this joke

but I've been thinking for a long time about the fun like ... party inventions that the cishets come up with for gender reveal parties. like cake that when you cut into it colored candy spills out, or balloons that release confetti when popped.

I'd say it would be fun to coopt those and fill them with rainbows but for me I'd probably coopt them and fill them with black. Cake that, when cut, releases licorice whorls (to everyone's dismay but me) and baloons that, when popped, spill out black holo tinsel

@serafin the two genders: chocolate or vanilla https://easycookingnbaking.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/marble-cake.jpg

@Vann in this case it's a bunch of lizard people coming out as lizard people so I think it can be read that way

but also yes?

but also I feel like by the time a trans person was having a "gender reveal party", they'd effectively have already come out

but I think having a party to celebrate coming out is a good idea anyway

an amusing take on gender reveal parties: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/84vhzg/gasp_hisssss/

I also occasionally get e-mails inviting me to drive to some HQ somewhere and beta games in like super closed format and basically I don't do QA for free (or ever if I can help it I am super shit at it these e-mail should be going to my partner)