Ft Collins - I get to essentially be a software engineer in a government agency setting (different agency). On the other hand, I get to live in a state with legalization and I am of the opinion that would be good for me.

NYC - I get to... try my damn hardest to keep up with my hot latina boss as she obsesses over literally everything that cycles. I'd also probably have a really long commute so that I could live somewhere with dog and boy that isn't a shoebox.