Hey witches! I don't want to automate the move to a new account, since I've been inactive so long I don't even *know* most peeps I'm following here.
But if you want to, here's where to find me: @louvelune
french is a bread to learn
@amasikel Nah, not perfect by far. On the political aspects he's talking about, there's a world worth of objections & nuances to what he says...
... But it was hilarious, sure. :'D
John Oliver's take on the upcoming French elections ️ This is absolutely perfect https://youtu.be/hkZir1L7fSY
the next time i eat a croissant, i will eat it in french - to practice my skills
breakfast is henceforth known as "small lunch", blame the French
how can birbsite be so bad but birbs so good
Yo yo yo! Mastodon fluffy elephant friend stickers are ready!! https://www.stickermule.com/marketplace/17956-mastodon-fluffy-elephant-friend
the gender of l'abeille is kept in a secret compartment that can be unlocked using an adjective
#lore
it's ok everyone, i have been informed that the bees gender is safe and sound
i'm hoping that with having japanese people in the fediverse, especially those trying to learn english, i will learn a little about what life is like over there. don't see much except in anime :P
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This was a productive morning: https://niu.moe/media/e_4XDy1y6tCCb4QWiKI
1.3.0 of the translator script now allows you to select what language you'd like to have toots translated into. Head to settings and select the language you want. Current limitation: You must refresh the page when you get back to the feed for script to reactivate.
Un week-end prolongé, c'est absolument parfait pour découvrir le Gobbledygook de @neiljomunsi https://page42.org/gobbledygook-podcast/
ya mon mec qui m'explique les articles définis
"c'est simple quand c'est un mot qui commence par une console c'est il, quand ça commence par une voyelle c'est l', et quand ça commence par une CHIURE c'est lo"
c'est vrai que "une chiure" c'est plus facile à retenir que "z, sc, sp, sch, ps, pn, x, gn" il a raison
a spell for french sentences: take a load of words and crush them together with a sprinkling of apostrophes
"So what do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a composer, but I have a few side projects"
"For instance?"
"I'm also a piano"
"ton cochon est laid"
duo lingo these are fighting words
Any instances running ambassador bots? Link me!
Les enfant me demande si les bébés mammouth s'appellent les mammouthon. Vous êtes d'accord qu'on dit oui, et qu'au pire, faut prévenir l'académie française de se mettre à jour ? #teamMammouthon
young people: Being an adult must be awesome you can do whatever you want! You must have so many crazy parties!
me, an adult: 🎉 I'm making a second pot of coffee and NOBODY CAN STOP ME 🎉