Louve @Louvelune@witches.town

Est-ce que Philippe Poutoot est sur Mastodon ?

🎺.☕️ And BTW: the reason I'm boosting toots about how admins have access to your DMs is because you deserve to be aware. That's why it's nice to be on an instance where you can trust the admin.

In case it's not clear: I will never sell your data or give this instance to someone who will. You all are my *family*, and I protect my family.

If for whatever reason you *didn't* trust me, I'd rather give the SSH keys to someone you did and give up the instance than keep being admin.

I'm looking forward to seeing what happens as more people realize they can make Mastodon instances for their niche interests.

You want a Star Trek instance? Bam! You can do that.

You want to have a place to discuss the Darth Jar Jar Theory? Bam! You can do that.

Finally, the dream of Zombocom is realized after nearly 20 years.

Un mot de 4 lettres pour faire la nique à Twitter… #TOOT https://www.patreon.com/posts/notifications-7296405 https://mastodon.social/media/ixeJDe0egTeeCdDL9uw

#LibertéDexpression https://social.wxcafe.net/media/CRPmOK0SEpo2mKynFSc j'en connais un qui va être "mis sous silence" viteuf :D

I'm going to make the first Berlin-Israeli-Geek-Hippy-Anarchist-Rocker-Hacker instance and let no-one in if they can't write a kernel module that produces a rock ballade in Hebrew about post-capitalist free love in Kreuzberg.

You can follow @b9ace if you want an up to date stream from Swedish media translated in English.

omg local timeline = the sabbath and federated timeline = the crystal ball :raised_hands: PRAISE BE TO SORCERESS SUPREME @Alda :raised_hands:

It's Friday! You need a tiny birb.

C'est vendredi ! Tu as besoin d'un petit oiseau.

https://anticapitalist.party/media/cFXaEhNkBq41OQIBVUs

When you're just 3 on your instance but you got so much fun

Il est vrai que Poutou met à rude épreuve mon abstentionnisme politique... ce mépris de classe qu'il mange dans la figure me donnerait bien envie de lui apporter mon soutien, ne serait-ce que pour que ses frais de campagne soient remboursés.

Feel free to toot at me in German. I'm learning it and am terrible at it so far. Also German music suggestions, please! (Most of the German music I know is Peter Fox. Because Peter Fox.)

Ich mag nur wirklich Katzen. :cat:

Twitter en fait c'est la solitude. j'ai environ 560 abonnés dessus et très rarement des réponses. Sur Twitter, faut percer, ici c'est le salon de thé, un pouet par ci, un pouet par la.

J'ai jamais autant discuté depuis 2 jours et même que Barack Obama vient de me follow, je sais pas peut être qu'il m'offrira un job de rêve 😂

I guess I should clarify what I said in earlier toots: We're asking you newbs to put cws in political toots not because it's etched in Mastodon dot social's rules, but because it's a social norm established by the community before you came along. Please respect our customs, we already have an idea of what we want this place to be

@taziden rappelons quand même que c'est Twitter qui a fait Twitter, et que les utilisateurs n'y ont qu'une part relative (infrastructure/superstructure)

Hey vous avez vu que le New York Times himself avait consacré un article à...Philippe Poutou ? #poutoumania https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/06/world/europe/with-disrespect-mechanic-candidate-bursts-french-political-elites-bubble.html?_r=0

i'm neither a coder, hacker or software engineer

i'm an unlicensed computer toucher

The fall of Twitter, except every time someone asks "Why is it called 'toot' on here?" it happens faster