Mean Otter now at elekk.xyz @Lapis@witches.town

@ChapeuPreto Gracias por explicarme. Honestamente, (vergonzosamente) no sé cuando de usar "cuál" frente "qué"

My doggo had a big accident and I'm not sure I can clean it up by myself. But I'm the only one awake right now 😰

@gcupc @alice Does it have MSG? I'm trying to avoid that because of migraines. But I am intrigued.

My #cat sometimes enjoys eating #dog food. They're both #pigs. But I do love them. No, I have no idea why my dog is okay with this. Maybe grandpa dog has mellowed with age. I do recall from earlier years cats don't understand growls. #interspeciesfriendship #cats #dogs #caturday https://witches.town/media/Eav7jvude_b8ZqZ1dVE

@alice I understand that feeling so well. I have played the farming games my whole life. Hopefully if my health gets better, I can get back to gardening this year. 😣

@alice Real talk: if I thought I could do it, I would love to do a farm. I have too many interests though. I don't think you can be a farmer that is also an anthropologist/archaeologist (yes I need to decide) Maybe I can get married and push the farm off on someone else when I'm away! 💡

@alice Oh good! That's a relief 😀

@alice Yeah my life has a lot of depression.txt (One day maybe I will upgrade to .docx) but I have not worked at joja. chickens are p cute though.

@alice I'm romancing everyone right now like I had speculated on and I am genuinely having trouble choosing because people are becoming more adorable the closer I get to them. And now I feel like a jerk for romancing half the town. The fortuneteller was right to call me out...

@alice I don't like pork because I read Lesser Beasts (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/23399050-lesser-beasts) and I live in NE so lol our meat production is pretty...yeah. I do buy applegate when I'm in the mood for ham though. </shill>

@alice I am going to put Joja out of business by out-shipping them. Clearly I should marry Shane so he will work for me instead. I do like how he sends gifts by stealing from Joja.

My cursive was so bad, that I was told to print in all but one* of my middle school classes

* "But Rae I can read your cursive" the teacher said, (the entire class was peer review and no one else could so I got a letter grade docked for printing everything)

Now I am proud of my cursive signature. When I get a phd, I am going to have the signature of a -doctor- 😤

@alice I'm trying to move away from eating real meat, but god bacon/pork is delicious (I am not one of those people who is bacon everything). So I totally understand your children's feelings.

@alice That does make me happier, but ugh I want to be the #brewmaster.

I thought of another.

· Can't Crash the local economy (or ruin my own plans) by shipping too much booze or melons or something.

My biggest problems with #stardewvalley :

Can't get Lewis to marry Marnie.
Have to be gendered
Can't brew vodka
Can't brew cider
Can't brew kumis
Can't brew kefir

Any stuff I'm forgetting?

@Qwyrdo it took me years to notice a difference. When I learned about "copywriting" I was like "so they like... Trademark stuff? That sounds really boring." I had no idea why someone would want to be a copywriter.