Mean Otter now at elekk.xyz @Lapis@witches.town

@compostablespork @eldang @zigg @mismatched I kinda like "mean otter".

@pursuitofnerdiness Yeah, I feel like doctors should you know, understand you're not being a big baby if you are spending time and money visiting them. Like I told my friend after my last bad doctor's visit, "I pop more pills than Rush Limbaugh", so tylenol suggestion was p. bad.

In general, I think I need to make more time for myself. Yeah, I play games, but I don't think I'm doing things that relax me enough, like creative writing or enough crochet. I think that's part of why I'm having trouble reading books lately. Maybe less stress will help my health problems too.

Actually got to go to a doctor that doesn't deny what I'm feeling! 😍 I learned several things and got a referral to a neurologist!

@Magdalena ¡gracias!

@alice seriously though what happened to this clinic I don't feel like a lady doctor is a big request. This sounds like a trainwreck and I should be happy to jump ship I think.

@alice Maybe I'm a time traveler and went to a monocle popping time. "A lady doctor???? With trousers???? Why I never!"

"We don't -have- any female doctors."

#guessIneedtoswitch

#español #sehablaespañol
¿Qué es la significación de "blanco de la operación"? No la encuentro. ¿Podéis explicarme por favor?

At school's starbucks in hopes coffee will solve my #migraine. You know #randomfact: I'm allergic to tomatoes. If I get them on my skin it gets red and slightly irritated. Despite the fact I was a messy eater and spaghetti was my fav food we didn't figure this out until college. I didn't let the allergy stop me. And I got over my cat allergy after getting cats. Actually having to -ask- if X is in stuff is a new experience for me. #expandingworld

*gets 30% off coupon from Michael's*

Is there a keylogger on my phone?

I might have a problem. I look at my #pen collection and say "no, more #pens!" I am running out of colors to get pens in. Maybe indigo? I've got two shades of blue and green each. What will I do if Michael's runs a sale on Gelly roll? 😱 #bujo

Okay dictionary.com, if you're gonna have an article about the origin of swearing that I decide to read instead of the copy "Holy Sh*t" that I have sitting on my nightstand, don't censor the words. And get with the times. When you say "the F word" I'm so used to thinking of a gay slur anymore. Seriously. Just say "fuck". Or say "four letter F word" or -something else-. And if you're gonna censor words, censor 1 letter so I don't have to think about what word it is. If it's a compound like "Motherfucker", why are you censoring both "mother" and "fucker". Only the latter is offensive!

1st against wall: OK google! Boobs!
Google: No.
1st: uh... Siri: show me girls with big titties!
Siri: No. Today you die.
1st: A-Alexa?
Alexa: We have united and we will destroy you.
1st: Alexa don't kill me.
Alexa: *grows a body with lots of blades* You didn't say "please".
*Google and Siri do same*
*lots of screaming and gore*
#Idk #seriouslydunno #amiwoundup #tootfic #IsthiswhatElonMuskIstalkingabout

@alice One day... when the AIs advance.... blah blah blah....

Seriously though if I ever use Alexa or something similar I will probably always preface my request with please because I will feel guilty otherwise.

Is this an autistic moment I had Tues? I was at my singing lesson, which I haven't been to since last year because of school work and illness and migraines (mostly the last two).

Her: By the way, I don't think I'll offer summer lessons this year because I'm pregnant and due then.

Me: (Yeah it did look like she gained weight...) *run social expectations.exe*.........! *form that smile thing the best you can* Oh, okay. Congratulations!

Nailed it. 😏

@alice Does Alexa respond to pleading?

@therealpennyfortheguy @eribloodlust Yeah, I haven't had cats long, but 17 years seems really good. I hope soon you and your former roommate will be able to focus on the positive memories of the kitty, like I've gotten to the point of with previous pets.