Thinking about the phrase "Cold as a witch's teat". I don't think it's a very good system of measurement. Which witches? 🤔 I'm not feeling up Baba Yaga to measure how cold it is in Winter no matter how below zero it is. Has anyone come up with a standardized measurement for "witch's teats"? I'm afraid to google it because I'm pretty sure I'll just get porn.
@alice I'm not 100% on this, and I kinda want to look into it, but wouldn't you wear a tunic or something under the chainmail? I'm assuming otherwise it'd pinch.
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There's also "Cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra" which makes me wince. Is that a circle of hell in Dante's Inferno?