I haven't played Stardew Valley since before it updated. Got too busy. I think I should start over. What all changed I wonder?
@alice For some reason now I want to marry someone to divorce them.
@Lapis It's very not exciting. You sign the book. Then they are just back where they were and bitter at you. *shrug*
@alice Better not to do it then. It looks like I still have to date everybody to max friendship levels so I'm gonna be a bit of a heartbreaker anyway, but no reason to be mean.
@Lapis I can't bring my self to date everyone to max friendship. I also can't bring myself to play a Joja route.
@alice Joja I'm not sure I could bring myself to do... but I've dated everybody before in other games usually because it's funny *is terrible person*
@alice Ah yes, the hardest decision, "What color do I want my pants" not "who do I date"
@Lapis I think he'd get a huge surge in sales if he made clothing a thing you could buy and collect.
@alice *whips out spreadsheet* ➕➖
@Lapis The more I think about ... I think I want that more than the multi-player they are working on.
@alice Dress-up is always fun. Maybe if you write the request on dollar bills, wad it up, and throw it at them?
@Lapis I need to maximize this seasons harvest to I can complete my outfit. 🤣