Juliette @Juliette@witches.town

Me: "I'm so negative! Why don't I focus on the Good™ some more?"

Me @ myself: "stfu, we're trying to keep an aesthetic here!"

Tiens, Macron a un fils caché.

https://mamot.fr/media/H8-SsZNbzAmOPyxuqrs

tired: p*tain!
wired: purée!
inspired: bon sang!
enlightened: palsambleu!
ascended: cochon de bois!

honest terms of service:

1. i have no fucking clue and can't afford a lawyer please send help i'm just a programmer
2. uh i decline all (all) responsibility about anything and you can't sue me (idk i hope it works)
3. why am i doing this fuck capitalism and fuck me o fuck everything is awful

If Daft Punk release a demo is it a

Draft Punk

Interviewer: "So, here in your CV it says that you are currently learning French. Why did you decide to learn a new language?"

Me: "Oh, you see there are these French witches..."

Interviewer: "Uhhhh"

Me: "Yeah, wait till I get to the part about the French memes."

Thank you, everyone here on Mastodon, for being who you are.

You've made 2017 so much richer and more inspiring for me.

The dreams, plans and artworks that circulate in this community are like lifeblood. They're something I haven't seen on the Internet for decades.

You all give me hope that the world of tomorrow will be better than the world of today.

May your 2018 see your dreams take shape.

i'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 tired

i'm looking for:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 sleep

@Juliette @TheKinrar
je te quitte