#TransAnnoyances
when you near the end of your injection cycle and just can't deal with cis people's sinister, glowing eyes
@alyx liver be damned, I like my little blue pills
@alyx really I see if one of my cis sisters is willing to lend me one of their ovaries 😂
@Josephine sometimes i think about post-apocalyptic futures where trans people maintain herds of cis people only to harvest their sex hormones
or others where we evolve into hormone vampires, cornering cis people in dark alleyways to suck their gonads dry
@alyx tell me more about this future... I cis overloards are going to take some unacceptable volume of blood tomorrow, looking for a reason why I should be kept from gcs...
@alyx i can accept that, and we know so all about numbing agents, esp trans blondies like me 😂
@Josephine that's all i got so far. guess we should think of how the vampirism works mechanically given the low chances of evolving specialized (much less cute) vampire fangs over a 50-100 year timeline
maybe transvamps could carry cute, sharpened krazy straws doped with numbing agents (because we're not MONSTERS, we just... have needs)