when you get the verb wrong and then also conjugate it into bullshit so you say "today i have woode a coffee"
@candle you got the verb right tho, it's just the conjugation that is bullshit :D
@candle bois means wood
bois is also in the verb boire
je bois
tu bois
but you meant "j'ai bu" (passé composé, have in the present tense + past... participe... I don't know wtf that's called in english... participe passé)
@candle funfact in the french translation "Oliver Wood" from Harry Potter is called Olivier Dubois