"Severus Snape/You, Severus Snape/Female Reader, Severus Snape/Reader"

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh

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"frog harry, Rimming"

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i hope the rimming isn't done when he's a frog i hope the rimming isn't done when he's a frog i hope the rimming isn't done when he's a frog i hope the rimming isn't done when he's a frog i hope the rimming isn't done when he's a frog i hope the rimming isn't done when he's a frog i hope the rimming isn't done when he's a frog i hope the rimming isn't done when he's a frog i hope the rimming isn't done when he's a frog i hope the rimming isn't done when he's a frog

"Harry and Draco run into one another in the strangest of places -a porn set."

....

why didn't i see that coming

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"intergluteal sex"

... is that different from anal sex?
I guess you don't put it in then?

seems like a fancy word to see in the tags of a porn fic

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"Teddy's A Metamorphmagus, And Can Do Things You Guys, wink wink"

subtle

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"Harry Potter is convinced by Dumbledore that the power of love is the power that Voldemort knows not. He decided to romance/seduce the Dark Lord and see if this supposed power of his can stop the war."

NOT LIKE THAT

FUCK

HARRY

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"It’s Harry’s birthday, and Draco has the perfect gift."

his dick i guess

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"The Hogwarts students are playing Dirty Santa. Harry's gift is a romantic candle-light dinner. But who is his mysterious masked dinner companion?"

see you can't do a summarry like that AND PUT THE PAIRING IN THE TAGS

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(it's tom riddle bc time paradox btw)

"As Draco has the dark mark, he can only be taken into the order- and protected- if he has someone to take credit for his actions, someone to look after him. A spouse. His only option is Charlie Weasley"

why

i get that it's only the premise but find something better

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"Hermione initiates a strange affair with Snape"

well an affair with Snape is always STRANGE.

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"A non-magical AU where Tom is a vigilante called Voldemort and Harry is an information broker called Oracle and how they first shagged"

why do you do an AU just to write porn (this fic is PWP)

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