there's talk of #HPcringe in my mentions so who's up for another round i am let's go
"A new Dark Wizard who's been stealing the emotions of hundreds of victims has set Harry Potter as his ultimate target, which naturally means that Severus must once again step in to save the Chosen One"
WHY IS THE FIRST ONE A SNARRY ALREADY
WHY IS SNAPE THE ONE BETTER QUALIFIED TO DEAL WITH THAT THING
ALSO HE IS DEAD
"Harry mistakenly gets left on the steps of number 14 Privet Drive rather than number 4.
He grows up as the adopted son of Helen and David Johnson"
wait wait wait
they found a baby
it had a letter it was adressed to petunia dursley
so they knew who the baby was related to
.... and they kept him just like that?
"Draco is forced to work with Potter to retrieve a dark artefact from a gay riding stable known as the Rainbow Ranch."
....
I didn't think that sentence would end up that way.
tentacles Afficher plus
"It's Christmas and Harry has a surprise for Draco."
I thought it was his dick but given the tags it's another mpreg fic
"Accidental Bondage then intentional bondage but it's ok because draco likes bondage"
yes i gathered thanks
"Snape has had enough of Harry and Draco bickering constantly and decides to force them to take a Friendship Potion"
well that's useful
why didn't anyone give one or several to Tom Riddle
"for every fandom in existence there must be a Harry Potter crossover"
no there must not
but there is one anyway
"Semi-Dark!Dumbledore (you won't understand till you read it)"
mh I understand it's probably regular manipulative dumbledore #HPcringe
"Two months after the Battle, Harry packs his bag and goes back in time to save Severus Snape. He plans to arrive a day early. Instead, he overshoots his target date by sixteen years."
..... dude
be careful
"Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts, Tooth-Rotting Fluff"
it is a fucking harry/voldemort fic
"When Hermione stumbles upon a long-forgotten raunchy magazine in the restricted section"
it's a school full of teenagers
a raunchy magazine would NOT be forgotten
ookay i kinda wanna wash my brain with bleach so that will be enough for tonight
@Hiraelle "everything was beautiful and nothing hurt" ça vient de Slaughterhouse-Five, de Vonnegut
C'est un très très beau roman
@luluberlu dire que ça a été réutilisé pour du harry/voldemort
@Hiraelle pauvre Kurt, il écrit le roman de SF le plus touchant de tous les temps et voilà ce qu'il se passe :'(
schokè et daissu
@luluberlu dsl le fandom HP ruine tout
@Hiraelle even a crossover HP x the nanny?
@Ambraven i don't know, it probably exists somewhere
@Hiraelle has someone catalogued all the incidents in the Harry Potter novels that could trivially have been resolved by some bit of magic seen as routine elsewhere in the books? (e.g. time travel magic)
@kara_dreamer heh, time travel is complicated, if something has happened you still can't change it (I personnally think that there should not be time travel at all it's too tricky)
but no, not as far as i know
@Hiraelle ok, but to be fair, harry has been the exception to this once already, lol.
@BillyKaplan yeah but only because the one killing him was Voldemort, and that's not the case here
@gravezwave that's the question i ask myself every time
"Suicide Squad AU, Harry is Harley Quinn, Tom Riddle is the Joker"
sounds great (no)
#HPcringe