I'm browsing the tumblrs I follow, the malachite dildo is back everyone
@Hiraelle still one of my favorite debate/investigation of the whole internet
@bram i love tumblr
@Hiraelle me too
This is still one of my favorite answer:
> …sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.”
I would *love* to send an email like that one day :p
@bram haha :D
@Hiraelle isn't tumbled and treated malachite non-toxic though? with proper preparation, you could fuck the malachite dildo
@gravezwave retooting this important information
@Hiraelle @gravezwave Problems comes from the shape. I went to the hospital and it took 36 hours to get a dildo stuck there removed. With no base, this malachite dildo should be fucked with care, and a condom is always good.
@gravezwave @Hiraelle Problem is that the shape mainly comes from stalactits here. So you can't really shape it the way you want, and big malachite stalactits (hey there is tits in stalactits) must be quite uncommon. So to get one big enough to have a base !
the malachite dildo and a debate about whether or not it's okay to fuck the malachite dildo and lots of science
http://asymbina.tumblr.com/post/161700721018/astolat-badscienceshenanigans-0hcicero#notes
(in short don't put the malachite dildo in your orifices)