I cannot stop thinking about weird curses I want to put on people.
Curse #41: you were rude to me so now you're slightly magnetic.
Curse #15: you drove through my garden wall so now your dominant hand switches midway through every sentence you write.
Curse #57: you were AWFUL so now every one of your bodily fluids is carbonated, don't be vigourous ever.
Curse #103: you were rude to me at work so now you overestimate the force needed to interact with objects by 15%
Curse #77: neverending drymouth
Curse #27: you hear every C note re-pitched to an F no matter what caused the C.
@Murkrow this is a real curse and you have it