**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:45

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:45

I cannot stop thinking about weird curses I want to put on people.

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:46

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:46

Curse #41: you were rude to me so now you're slightly magnetic.

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:47

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:47

Curse #15: you drove through my garden wall so now your dominant hand switches midway through every sentence you write.

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:48

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:48

Curse #57: you were AWFUL so now every one of your bodily fluids is carbonated, don't be vigourous ever.

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:50

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:50

Curse #103: you were rude to me at work so now you overestimate the force needed to interact with objects by 15%

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:52

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 09:52

Curse #77: neverending drymouth

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 12:50

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 12:50

Curse #27: you hear every C note re-pitched to an F no matter what caused the C.

**Triple Hex** @HexManiac · 2017-09-07T12:52:33Z

Triple Hex @HexManiac

@Murkrow this is a real curse and you have it

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 13:01

**old murkrow** @Murkrow · 07 sept. 2017, 13:01

@HexManiac I have several of these but I bet you can't work out which ones

**Triple Hex** @HexManiac · 07 sept. 2017, 13:30

**Triple Hex** @HexManiac · 07 sept. 2017, 13:30

@Murkrow probably 77

on account of having a beak

i like to think you type jinxes with said beak