A little earlier today I went out to buy some weed. Took cash out of the ATM, went to the weed store, bought some, stuffed it in my coat pockets.

Somewhere between there and stopping in Trader Joe's for some snacks, I managed to let eighty-five bucks worth of weed fall out of my coat pocket.

I retraced my steps to no avail. Shrugged. Hope someone lots broker than me found it on a night when they could really use some good weed.

And bought some more. They knocked $15 off the price, at least.