FST @FStewartT@witches.town

jossum

some of y'all may remember when i thought i wasn't going to keep Tennessee, as though I could have a round, hairy, fool live in my home for months and not keep it forever.

my two beautiful sons are both sitting peacefully with me, which is the dream and also means i can't move even though my legs are VERY asleep

i went to sleep for like three hours earlier so now i'm Very Awake

Parrot facts: Loud, evil.
Pigeon facts: Small, round.

Pigeons good
parrots bad.

tomorrow...... i'm gonna eat a burrito. i might put a candle on it.

should i make Midnight Scrambled Eggs to celebrate my birthday or should i stay here on the couch with the cats

if i'm cold, i'm cold. i'm cold.

guess who sprayed a jet of dr. bronners right into her own eye today!

nice to have readings i have to do again

there's a signed henry rollins poster in this café, i don't know what to think of this. did henry rollins perform in this café? or is someone involved in managing this café an intense henry rollins fan?

y'all this tattoo itches real bad

i love grad school because i can say things like 'obviously i don't believe in the self, i'm not basic' and get a laugh

that said, Valerie Solanas's only real flaw was bad aim

like.... god.... yeah, just send all your shit to new jersey, fuck yeah

i like to say i hate andy warhol, but i love all premisey bullshit

everybody thinks derrida is a pain, right? I'm not, like, extra-bad at readin?