FST @FStewartT@witches.town

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also, if it's icy where you are, remember step from flat to flat, don't go splat. Step down a slope? nope, nope, nope.

burning the rich for warmth is tremendously fuel inefficient, but burning the possessions of the rich is potentially carcinogenic depending on how much plastic's involved. Stick to the former.

this probably also holds for pants but i haven't tried.

stack your socks from thinnest to thickest and you can probably wear three pairs at a go.

pulling out all my new england life hacks from college to survive this florida cold snap. remember, sweaters are a middle layer, and all those cute moodboards of people wearing sweaters as outerwear are traps sent by the deceiver to ruin your life

Lifehack for cold weather: wear pajama pants under your pants, it's like longjohns but cheaper and worse

still rlly wanna watch the rest of petits meurtres

i've spent a lot of time trying to picture what it must be like to be that confident in yourself, and it's just not within my reach. i can't even start to imagine.

maybe the most Hampshire College thing is an acquaintance of mine fundraised to found a comedy camp for tween girls, realized she couldn't pull it off, and kept the money to take comedy classes herself, because she decided it was 'within the spirit' of what the money was raised for.

who wants to subsidize the publication of my lightly sarcastic detective farce based on one of Agatha Christie's lesser novels, to be titled "A Pocket Full of Wry"

still, you know what they say. i'd rather have a cat in front of me than a frontal catotomy

got one cat in front of me and one cat behind me, absolutely hemmed in by cats

wait, no, that was high school, because i got it at 'surplus sid's' in nc, a place which was nominally an army surplus store but actually a wonderland of trash

this does make me miss the soviet army surplus backpack i had for a couple years in college. it was very sensible in its way.

i never got the hang of messenger bags for actual bike use, maybe i should try that

i need a new backpack, but the next one i buy needs to be like 'professional' style, but also i gotta be able to take it on my bike so it's gotta be waterproof

my beautiful cat (the original!) is sitting on me, but at such an angle and in such a way that my whole spine is a-sufferin'

i'm like deep in the self pity zone right now, and, also, my arm itches but i can't scratch it.

je sais que c'est finals -> noel -> nouvelle année pour tout le monde mais pas tout le mode a, je suppose je peut dire 'des difficultes' avec les fetes et comme ca

je n'aime pas que c'est finals -> noel -> nouvelle année -> mon anniversaire avec un ou deux semaines entre l'un et l'autre. c'est trop et trop et trop.