Acquaintance: does something mildly vexatious
Me: stares directly into the sun like on the office
guess which of your handsome friends is going 2 see jonathan richman in february
PJs = Pajama Jorts
the "J" in "PJs" actually stands for "Jorts"
i talked my way out of trouble a lot as a teen/young adult, and like.... interesting to think that is sort of a job skill now.
@shel this is kind of you to say but also, possibly, a challenge
hi, it's me, johnny pistol of the sex rottens
old man yells at clouds Afficher plus
i refuse to produce any good content
@agaric honestly me
if I made a space ship I'd make it broadcast HONK HONK into other spaceships as I flew by them
new style: business causal, where every piece is a consequence of the previous one.
GROUNDBREAKING NEW IDEA
There is a chilli emojo
Let's use that to code how hot our takes are
🌶: mild take
🌶🌶: bit of a hot take
🌶🌶🌶: hot take
🌶🌶🌶🌶: really hot take
ghjk this is such a great website
bio-biff-bam-POW-er: foucault isn't just for kids anymore!
gross Afficher plus
@silby GET TUFF
jattoo (jean tattoo)
Spay or neuter your computer.
wow, the cat generator finally made a cat that is Literally Me