FST @FStewartT@witches.town

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🐗 <(l'jort, c'est moi)
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je suis le roi de jorts

honestly at this point it's inevitable that i get a saturn-devouring-his-son tattoo, it's just a question of like which saturn devouring his son

it's like i /want/ to communicate, but humans and cats are equally alien to me.

y'all here's something: since i started deliberately slow-blinking at my cats so they'll know i love them, i find myself doing it to people who i want to be friends with as well

tinder bio: has four cats but in a really normal, chill, way.

tinder bio: afraid of commitment except to the bit.

@silby hey hey.

@silby (belatedly) talk about committing to a bit

@silby nothing's premisier than literally dying.

@silby i don't actually know about any of the oulipoians because i figured it was more respectful to their deal if i addressed them only as a premise.

@silby like, OuLiPo is just dares. that's the point of OuLiPo

@silby oh, if it's OuLiPo it's definitely some kind of theme which is also a dare.

@silby might be.

@silby maybe he's just a mediocre writer applying Theme

@silby anyway my official stance is hostile indifference

aside from like he looks like he should be a cowboy, just all the time, that's what his look is

why is cory mcabee so fucking fixated on cowboys