FST @FStewartT@witches.town

💀 <(c'est un p'tit plaisanterie.
👔 il faut rire, n'est pas?)

💀 < (hahahaha)
👔

💀 < Ici, on a des jorts
👔 et des vies courts

💀 < bonjour, bienvenue a la
👔 JORTUARY

@honestlyjon

💀 < we aim to please
👔

@honestlyjon

well u heard from the manager

@honestlyjon

💀 < sorry we don't accept returns
👔

@honestlyjon is that better or worse

@honestlyjon actually 'jortsuary' sounds like a jean mortuary doesn't it

@honestlyjon jortsxjanuary don't like don't read

@silby actually in retrospect i didn't think you enough for this compliment, thank you for recognizing my important work re: Jorts. very affirming

Prince Val, history's worst cat, took a swipe at my face from his perch on my steps as i walked past.

@shel @silby on scenic twitter dot com and, also, IRL

@silby @shel FST's been on my jorts bullshit since at least March of last year

J O R T S U A R Y

it's january and i'm wearing

i stalled out again, whoops whoops doing work is so hard.

cat smooch

https://witches.town/media/tYBDW0VWAN18UjMIl0o

hope y'all all love anything nearly as much as i love Night Eggs

i knew i felt a strong affinity for Williams, and not just as a gay southerner with mom problems. it turns out he's also weird about stuff.