FST @FStewartT@witches.town

According to Andy Warhol, Tennessee Williams (the human one not my cat) used to put all his possessions into a trunk and seal it up

honestly this is a better cycle than when i used to freak out about getting a haircut, and what haircut i just let it grow until i'm tired of it and then get rid of all of it.

i need to either 1. pay for a haircut or 2. buy clippers, my hair 'looks nice' or whatever longish but i'm itchin' to buzz it off

basically Poirot has to be a lesbian because he's gallant but it's not weird, which is the exclusive domain of women who date women.

oh i forgot point 4. gallant

Hercule Poirot:

1. fussy
2. loves tall women
3. particular about shoes

ergo: Poirot is a dandy lesbian

it's dense enough i can't really do anything else while i read or i completely lose the fucking thread and it's

so

boring.

GOD the book i'm reading for class is SO FUCKING BORING it's like interesting content i guess but it is BORING AS SHIT

@silby also i got someone's abstract accepted by saying he's the worst person i know and also a genius, so my meeting strategy is like shock and awe i think

@silby

1. actually Poirot is, specifically, a lesbian.
2. the only way to win is not to attend, but I find doing sarcastic voices helps
3. Gay, because of The Replacements and Prince, two gay icons
4. 420 bake it.

congrats to all the women's marchers who participated in J20 this year! Better late than never!

idk it's boring to do a billion posts about having a janky-ass brain, what's some #good #content to #post #about

i'm doing better than the last few days i think, brain slowly inching its way to operational status

what is an archive? We just don't know.

Based on the success of Downton Abbey, I am pitching PBS the following late victorian dramedies: the young and the consumptive, All My Children (Have Rickets), the bold and the (culturally constructed notions of the) beautiful

my phone is on the other side of the room, so i'll just never know why it's buzzing. buzz buzz buzz, meaningless

@shel makes sense!!! Thank you!!

@shel can u share ur recipe? I'm trying to do more w/ these lentils i bought out of a sense of obligation

i made myself a dr appointment for something that is likely nothing but could be something, rather than assuming that if i don't die of it it's fine, really fucking living in the lap of luxury here.