@shel not committees like for students' theses, to be clear, although, like, still the goal.

@shel turns out you can just volunteer for all kinds of shit.

@FStewartT that's how good 'ole Wevans got on the Kern project committee and became hampshire's most powerful dweeb

@shel I will never be UF's most powerful dweeb, because there are many, many, powerful dweebs at UF, but i'm on my way to being the most powerful dweeb.... in my own home!

@shel a rank previously held by Maze.

@FStewartT is Tennessee the current title holder?

@shel Sometimes! I think he and Maze trade back and forth. He can beat up Maze, but for some reason lets Maze take his food away? They're complicated.

@FStewartT Maze has seniority

@shel We have sort of a triangular situation- I can best Tennessee, but he can beat up Maze, and Maze always defeats me.

@FStewartT You gotta start with some committees to get on more committees

@shel Good mission statement tbqh