Lifehack for cold weather: wear pajama pants under your pants, it's like longjohns but cheaper and worse
pulling out all my new england life hacks from college to survive this florida cold snap. remember, sweaters are a middle layer, and all those cute moodboards of people wearing sweaters as outerwear are traps sent by the deceiver to ruin your life
stack your socks from thinnest to thickest and you can probably wear three pairs at a go.
this probably also holds for pants but i haven't tried.
burning the rich for warmth is tremendously fuel inefficient, but burning the possessions of the rich is potentially carcinogenic depending on how much plastic's involved. Stick to the former.
also, if it's icy where you are, remember step from flat to flat, don't go splat. Step down a slope? nope, nope, nope.
@FStewartT I always remember the mainstream white feminist hashtag #LeanIn as a reminder on how to walk on ice
@shel this makes more sense than when people would say to 'walk like a penguin' oh like grow completely different shaped feet? thanks.
@shel 'think of this icy hellscape as your board room, and Lean! In!'