UGH they're like 'heyyyyyy what if instead of inspector Lampion getting a boyfriend......... he had to pretend to be straight to win suspects' trust, again!'

terrible, grant me 20 boyfriends for my favored child, foul television writers.

they're like trying to make the godawful usual cop seem better by making this new cop EXTRA bad, but it won't work, all the cops except my inept gay son are the worst

the usual cop is suffering because he has to endure being in prison, which, frankly, good, he SHOULD suffer.

oh, they finally gave my no-good son a one-night boyfriend! Hooray.

my no-good son is playing checkers with his new boyfriend, i have high hopes for this show ending As I Believe It Should

which is my no-good son stops being a cop and just hangs out with his boyfriend instead

aw, he lost at checkers to his boyfriend, what a joy this episode is

his boyfriend thinks he's smart, which none of the other characters in this godawful series do, but he clearly is, he's the best.

the boy detective's boyfriend facts: has boyband hair, has a terrible moustache, plays piano.

also since the boy detective is doing pretty good detective work now that he has a boyfriend, CLEARLY the solution is mandatory boyfriends for every detective

hah the terrible main cop is like 'but what if......... your BOYFRIEND did the murder!' and the boy detective is like 'fuck off doesn't seem likely what if YOU did the murder'

his boss's meddling is gonna RUIN my no good son's relationship with his boyfriend, this is Terrible

yeah they broke up because the fucking superintendent meddled, let lampion have a steady boyfriend u fucks

Let Lampion Have A Boyfriend and Don't Let Larosier Have Anything At All, Fuck That Guy

i almost speak enough french to understand this without reading the subtitles, but not quite

there's five (total) episodes of this show that aren't on acorn, two after the last one on acorn, v plausible that lampion gets one additional boyfriend at least