⬢⬡⬢⬢ Mia ⬢⬢⬡⬢ @Dauntless@witches.town

@typhlosion "modifier keys like SUPER, HYPER, ULTRA, TURBO, HD, ARCADE EDITION..."

There. I finally managed to get one of my complex thoughts about life onto paper.

One down, sixty thousand to go.

In the end, you can argue all day long about what Jesus would or wouldn't have said about gay people, or you can just stop letting some asshole in the desert two thousand years ago rule your life.

@oceangrunge oh god, I'm having flashbacks to my high school anime opinions, including "I can't stand Clamp, I hated Love Hina"

me earlier tonight: "sure, let's let the midis do arbitrary note lengths; I'll figure out the conversion factor later"
me now: [SCREAMING IN FRACTION HELL]

[extremely Sonic 06 voice] hey

@gzt You're welcome! 😄

I'm used to 0-indexed arrays. I'm used to 1-indexed arrays. But whoever decided MIDI needed to start counting with NEGATIVE one has some splainin' to do.

@lattera Is the answer to that question ever not HELL YEAH?!

@oceangrunge The first time I saw a poster for InfoWars I legit thought it was an ARG; maybe he already is?

Imagine something in a modern setting with like even ONE of those conspiracy theories being true!

@oceangrunge As someone who made an entire Shadowrun character out of Hold Back The Night, I am now prepared to subscribe to this newsletter

Now all I gotta do is dial in the offsets/ratios/whatever for pitch and speed so that it matches the original... but that can wait for another evening.

For now, I've got fuzzboys to cuddle.

90% of life is how you conceptualize it. I choose to think of tonight's work as not just automating midi-to-GB-assembly conversion, but augmenting myself with a cybernetically-enhanced sense of pitch.

@impiaaa I flunked out of college the first time I went, for a lot of reasons. If I hadn't, I'd probably be some dumb techbro on the coast.

@impiaaa Just one, I think. The worst decision I ever made, by modern society's standards. And yet, it shook me awake from being an entitled asshole, so I'd call that worth it.

small brain: whitespace is syntactically significant in esolangs

human brain: whitespace is syntactically significant in python

cosmic brain: whitespace is syntactically significant in assembler

tfw you go from a 1-indexed language to a 0-indexed language

@oceangrunge "I'M REALLY SORRY, I NEED THE DROPS" I shout while lifting someone off the floor by their throat, all seven wings spread behind me