FRIENDS

MY D20 GROUP DID ANOTHER GAME

BOY DO I HAVE A STORY FOR Y'ALL

I call this one "Pissbaby's Revenge"

So my new d20 character (A Surly Mandalorian Mom) and her son-in-law got invited by the head of <Hell Guild> to accompany them on a bounty. OOCly, this was a show of good faith to tell us how the group's changed its behavior.

We get there, and there's a group of Light Sith hiding from the Inquisition. The leader wants us to rescue his daughter from Korriban, where she's an apprentice under a dickbag Lord. He'll accompany us to ensure that she gets to safety.

So, we all head to Korriban.

The party gets there. We manage to find the target relatively quickly and, when talking her down fails, we enter into combat.

WE ARE HERE, REMEMBER, TO RESCUE THE DAUGHTER.

SHE IS TECHNICALLY A BOUNTY, BUT SHE IS WANTED ALIVE.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

We do a few rounds of combat, and nobody's rolling great, so aside from some scrapes and bruises, most of the party is in good shape.

It is at this point we get an invite from a member of the party to join the ops group we use for dice rolls.

The invite is from Pissbaby.

Pissbaby joins the ops group. I'm upset that I wasn't asked about this b/c of my previous negative experiences with him, but fuck it. Whatevs. I'll give him at least a chance.

He watches a round of combat of the party against the daughter. We are very, very clearly saying things like "Make sure we get her alive!" and using stun blasters and adhesive grenades. This is blatant.

The first thing he says is: "i SHOW UP WHEN IT'S TIME TO FILL BODY BAGS"

It is at this point that I mt "oh here we fucking go" into genchat, and also pour myself a JD & Coke